Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

alex law

ditching your friends for a girl

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys

by yiptrollman April 27, 2016

Alex Snell

The best computer nerd in the world.

SKID: I haz a 150k boatnet.
Alex Snell: I haz coded my ownz boatnet in C++ and have 22k online beats you skid.

by 48748676374657489 October 7, 2011

alex do

An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.

I would hate to find out my friends an alex do

by Horse Love= real love April 15, 2017

alex arsenault

Alex arsenault is a fat slob who sits on his ass all day and does nothing with his life.
He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society

Friend 1- dude i just raped aidan’s mom and killed 17 kids
Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault

by Alex arsenault hater January 25, 2022

Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.

"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."

by Fobbies January 1, 2013

Alex

A mega-BABE. She's super sweet and loves her friends more than anything. Hilarious as fuck and fun to spend time with. Overall a good dood who deserves the world.

"Goodness me, I need to hang out with Alex more often."

by actuallylorel January 6, 2017