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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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bitchass strawberries

The coolest band ever created in a matter of twenty seconds.
person A: Any good new artists you know?
person B: Yeah, the bitchass strawberries are the shit!
by iwritedefinitionsnottragedies October 11, 2016
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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chocolate strawberries video

a viral TikTok video of a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries that suddenly got 50 million likes out of nowhere.
that chocolate strawberries video now has 50.3 million likes!
by njppp March 28, 2024
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To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.
“He gave me his whole schpiel, then served with white strawberries when he mopped up the floor.”
by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025
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Going over the Lord's Strawberries

When you cry while blushing at the same time.
My feelings were so intense for this girl, so I started crying, but I wasn't embarrassed. I was just going over the lord's strawberries.
by DreamSlang November 5, 2023
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