a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

suicide like

The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.

"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "

*SUICIDE LIKE*

by Inc0 October 23, 2011

suicide

dont do that shit, it kills you bro.

suicide is no no.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Suicide

When the world is too much for you.

I'm tired. Dog tired of all this. Might as well go to sleep. Forerver.
Later that day John was found commited suicide via cutting. Sitting in a puddle of blood

by MrIlikepain November 15, 2023