Pon sickness

When people use pon in a sentence, the sickness that follows is the pon sickness

I got the pon sickness when I was forced by my cousin to use the word.

by The Half Deaf Chef July 23, 2022

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

sick nasty

When something is really great or really gay or both.

Wow, that tattoo is sick nasty. Love it!

by drongos June 4, 2019

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023