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Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.
"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."
by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016
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Cornedbeef Queef

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.
Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.
by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.
Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.
by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.
Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.
by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025
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