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Queef master

You’re the best queef master I know
by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019
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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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dildo queef

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016
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Cornedbeef Queef

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.
Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.
by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019
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keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.
My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom
by Pauseacorn July 12, 2017
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