Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 13, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Perfect guy/girl

Not real

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 23, 2022

Faux-perfect

Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).

Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted

Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"

by cpubizman March 07, 2024

perfect body

a body that is heavenly

He has a perfect body and he is so pretty and so beautiful.

by idgaf&idgaf May 01, 2018

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 12, 2022

Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022