Paper boy

a term usually used in trading for a pussy who only has experience with paper trading yet still talks like they have years of experience in the real market, and often ends up panic selling to any signal

Person 1: here comes the next sell off
Person 2: sell then paper boy

by cock flinger12 July 8, 2025

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

git dat paper

to make money

aye im boutta git dat paper this friday

by the halfricann September 5, 2016

Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.

Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.

by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

Any papers dusty drapers

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status

Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.

by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022