The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.
After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"
by ThyRoid Rage December 10, 2010
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pushing P

P=Popping man pussy
pushing P=pushing hemorrhoids out of you man pussy after a long anal finger blasting with your uncle
yo me and my uncle were pushing P
by yourfriendlyelateacher January 18, 2022
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Pushing P

Pushing P is the process of buying and selling penises wrapped in whale meat.
In order to successfully Push P, you must take said whale wrapped penis, and shove it up one's rectal system.
"you pushing P" "Shheeee I be pushing P"
by SSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHH February 07, 2022
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Pushing P

MS. WILLIAMS CAN I BE EXCUSED FOR A MOMENT??!! I'M PUSHING P!!
by MommyS February 21, 2022
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P&G

as in bleach abridged

Ichigo: P&G?
Kon: Porn and Goodies!!
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Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga
by Ben Dover2.0 February 05, 2014
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P pog

P=petty P=peice O=of G=garbage
P pog
P pog means pretty peice of garbage.
by Yea this is isaakool April 01, 2019
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