The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
by cityguychicago September 10, 2009
A Long Island Cheese Steak is a man in his early twenties with a spray on tan, a bottom up polo shirt, blow out hair cut who drives a BMW.
Guy #1: Yo look at that d-bag in the beamer next to us.
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
by BILDER5169 January 17, 2010
by primo box April 17, 2014
He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019
Occurs most often when a homosexual Male of New England descent gives their partner a reach around during anal to initiate the happy ending. Usually followed by a bowl of lukewarm clam chowder
You hungry Rafael? Why yes I was thinking we could take care of that after you give me a Rhode Island reach around.
by Theytreadin0nme January 08, 2023
One who can't take a joke.
by MMM_ERT June 24, 2003
The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.
It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.
It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.
by Shadystotle April 27, 2010