platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

Nut Duffle

When someone has such large balls a regular sac just won't do.

Jimmy took a direct shot to the nut duffles, look at him puke.

by Sqizzle-weasel July 7, 2017

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

nut scrubber

one who sucks up to a person whos better at life

dude ur little brother is like my fuckin nut scrubber

by Sean DBOckweg July 13, 2007

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.

WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT

by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019