Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.

The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

by doin it like danny December 5, 2012

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

korean mud flap

When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.

Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”

by -bruh- February 4, 2020

mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.

by Nma12345 December 7, 2013

elmo mud bath

The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.

I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.

by charleswm94 March 22, 2017

Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.

"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty

by LarryGreen July 29, 2016