Your mom

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

by Simon Smith February 18, 2019

your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 03, 2021

Your Mom

Gay

Your mom

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic

“ did u see Shelly’s TikTok she is really turning into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 23, 2023

Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

by sherdlover January 10, 2018

mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay December 17, 2015