Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022
Get the MATTHEWmug. The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.
Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"
by SoFakeLmfao May 20, 2021
Get the Matthew Ewingmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021
Get the Matthew Wickeymug.