Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018