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Oddity's Law

If one or more specific instances of a class of items or persons have a negative quality, all items or persons of that class must be considered to have that same negative quality.
1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.

2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.

3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.

4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.
by ArsNorrick November 13, 2003
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Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".
Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
by Hattimus July 7, 2023
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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.
Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”
by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.
Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate
by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019
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grandson-in-law

The husband of one's granddaughter.
My grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one
Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!
by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022
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