james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007

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king james

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

by The Viater May 31, 2011

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Chill person. Takes life as it comes. Makes good decisions "most of the time". Adventurous. Great person. Likes to travel. Nice clean looking. Always make you smile. Great friend. positive energy. gets along with almost anyone. somewhat popular.

hey you know that james ed guy is pretty chill
yeah dont know much about him though

by nessi711 April 7, 2011

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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

by Wicket June 13, 2005

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James Mclaren

Known by many as 'The Lucky Irishman' or quite simply 'Macca'. A man usually found in Adelaide close by his car - the Big Red machine. He is fun(ny) guy when sober and enjoys activities such as brown hurricane and the like when 'chemically inconvienienced' (drunk).

There are many look-a-likes and sound-a-likes of Macca, but the true James Mclaren can be recognised by his distinguishable red hair (:P) and unique laugh

*a guy accidently drops soft drink on the ground and it starts spraying everywhere*
Macca: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA! (literally rofling)

by biggs April 19, 2005

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