The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016

Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
