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9 acre woods

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
9 acre woods
by ME ...... :L January 27, 2013
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Tigers Wood Syndrome

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009
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Wobbly wood vine

Fancy a wobbly wood vine?

Pass that wobbly wood vine!
by Hamer_ June 12, 2011
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360 Wood Chop

1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing
2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree
3.) When you continually spin while jacking off
I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!
by PlanX December 5, 2010
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Ed Wood

Fucking a girl backwards while recieving complete satisfaction of being pile drived up the ass by a male gymnast who is probably gay.
Person 1: Wow that sex was great, how did you get in the back of my ass?
Person 2: It was Ed Wood.
by JKool12 November 16, 2011
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Red wood kush

Some very potent, or high quality weed. Usually has small red hairs. That is where the name came from.
"Dude, I heard Donny has some Red wood kush. Dude, let's so see if we could buy some!"
by ASmartStoner June 23, 2009
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Hittin the woods

Vic and that one guy went hittin the woods yesturday
by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007
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