i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

sportsmans breakfast

Early morning sex.

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017

breakfast fuck

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.

I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.

by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018

Sexual Breakfast

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.

i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO

by do not tell them to leave the February 3, 2024

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021

breakfast tranny

A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.

I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny

by Degeneracy Overdose January 2, 2017

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020