A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.

Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024

Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

When someone in Gen Alpha wants dollars, they say this.

Person: Ugh I want money
Person2: Hey-
Person: Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

Person2: okay!

by V Fan4evaaa November 13, 2023

this makes dollars

when something makes so much CENTS it makes dollars

me: dam check out this poem
freind: dam this makes dollars

by lagoon456 September 15, 2024

The Five American Dollars Americans

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

One Trillion Dollars

Additionlly...

Hym "If one trillion dollars is a drop in the bucket... Then paying me enough to retire... Is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE... LESS than a drop the bucket. It's like a simple hydrogen molecule. So no. You just won't want to pay. You have to pay. I DON'T have to work. So, I'm not going to."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

100-200 million dollars

"I bet you 100 million- No, 200 million dollars that THAT nigga... Does. Not. Create AI" ~ Jay Z

Hym "Hehehahahahahaha! Pay up! 100-200 million dollars. I bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is what that lawsuit is about."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

1 million dollars

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...

Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025