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cum guzzle

to swallow copious amounts of sticky manseed, warm and straight from the source(s) or cold for the benefit of a camera
that bitch can cum guzzle like someone opened a huge drain at the bottom of Niagara Falls that doesn't let a drop go
by Prof Chaos August 30, 2006
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cum belly

Similar in size and and shape to a gunt. Develops on sorority sisters after excessive sonsumption of semen. Driving a Volkswagen Jetta increases the liklihood of developing a cum belly.
She spent all her weekends at the frat house and all she has to show for it is a raw twat and a cum belly.
by Dumpah January 12, 2003
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cum mask

Created when a girl with cum or skeet on her face has sex with multiple guys while leaving the cum on her face.

Describes a sexual activity that combines a gang bang with a bukkake session. The most common scenerio involves 1 girl and no fewer than 3 males, usually around 10 males. The guys line up, fuck the girl and then pull out before they cum and skeet all over her face. The girl then leaves the cum on her face while the next guy in line fucks her. He then blows his load on her face as well. By the time the 10th guy is fucking her, the girl's face is covered with 9 loads of cum. For a true cum mask to be created, the cumaltive skeet must remain on the girl's face until each guy has fucked her.

Other names include dream shower, skeet mask, skeet shower.
Dude, you should have come over last night. Allison let us give her a cum mask. While I was fucking her she already had at least four cum shots on her face, and it looked like she slipped and fell into a bowl of pancake batter.
by Arnie the Carnie June 11, 2006
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CUM COFFIN

WHERE YOUR SEMEN LAYS TO REST.
YOUR MOTHER IS A CUM COFFIN.
YOUR SISTERS MOUTH IS A CUM COFFIN.
by b7random September 23, 2016
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cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
by Ali T May 14, 2003
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Cum freq

cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
Miss.b- we are studying CUM FREQ
Class- Yay SPUNKY TIME!!
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Cum Hood

Another word for foreskin, but only used when using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Robbing it", or "Cum Hooding it".
Rob was cum hooding it until he could get to the bathroom because he couldn't find his dream catcher.
by John Littlewolf November 4, 2009
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