cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Calacker

Somebody who slacks off beyond slacking off. The biggest possible slacker.

That man is a real calacker

by fireman20 August 12, 2011

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 August 26, 2013

Cracker Whiskers

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.

Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...

by plainly obscure March 29, 2014

Cracker

Someone who cracks a whip

A cracker cracked the whip

by nutcase21 December 30, 2014

cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up

Im gonna cracker attack you!!

by batmanislifee January 12, 2015

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014