Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.

Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.

by Claire Law April 2, 2023

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Bastard

A piece of shit person, usually a man.

Toji Fushiguro is the definition on a bastard.

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.

“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”

by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021