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noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
by blki July 21, 2022
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Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee
by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015
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noob effect

aka dunning-kruger effect
a type of cognitive bias where people with little expertise or skill assume they have superior expertise or skill. This overestimation occurs as a result of the fact that they lack the knowledge to know that their knowledge isn't sufficient.
well yeah, he thinks hes the best at everything because of the noob effect.
by puristyle June 6, 2024
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re-noob

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.
I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.
by teeda2 November 21, 2010
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BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.
Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live
by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011
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loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics
Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby
by lib #3rd noob October 8, 2020
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Noob

A person named Jess (like bro can't even do the kyoto combo in strongest)
You are too noob bro!
by Someone that you used to knoww January 16, 2024
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