dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 9, 2009

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thirsty dick

when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.

n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
i jizzed in my pants when i got a thirsty dick.

by Ethann00b1 February 1, 2009

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Dick Sticker

a derragatory term for one who sticks his dick in every vagina he can, whether the girl is old, young, ugly, or pretty. a gross, sex tool, scumbag.

"Ew, look at Garrett. What a desperate and pathetic guy."
"Yeah I heard he did it with some 14 year old."
"Isn't he a little old for that?"
"Yeah, but he's a Dick Sticker."

by guys are stupid December 27, 2011

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Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

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