You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

you got a cold nose

Another way of saying “your a bitch”

He told her “you got a cold nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

You

I saw you there…
My heart jumps
As I try not to stare…

The words I would love to say…
The looks we would exchange…
I am not giving up on one day!!!

This love I have you…
Doesn’t go away…
No matter what way
The numbers go…

My love for you I will always show…
In a smile…
Or a loving deed…
It is all love from me.

Meant for YOU!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023

I Don't rate you

I Don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

by HEYY_LUVS💖💖 December 12, 2023

I Don't rate you

I don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

by HEYY_LUVS💖💖 December 12, 2023

Here Without You

A hundred days have made me older

Since the last time that I saw your pretty face

A thousand lies have made me colder

And I don't think I can look at this the same

All the miles that separate

Disappear now when I'm dreamin' of your face

I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight, there's only you and me.

The miles just keep rollin'

As the people leave their way to say hello

I've heard this life is overrated

But I hope that it gets better as we go.

I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight girl, there's only you and me.

Everything I know, and anywhere I go

It gets hard but it won't take away my love

And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done.

It gets hard but it won't take away my love

I'm here without you baby

But you're still on my lonely mind

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

I'm here without you baby

But you're still with me in my dreams

And tonight girl, there's only you and me

by Death Menace December 12, 2023