I feel a bubble coming on

I have to fart.

Uh-oh, I feel a bubble coming on....FART! Excuse me!

by blockout February 20, 2021

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i forgor

"i forgor" is a way that people say they want gay sex, if someone says "i forgor", they're requesting gay sex, if someone says "i forgor" after someone else said it, they are requesting to have sex with person 1.

Person: i forgor
Person2: i forgor
Person: oh nice lets fuck

by 12a6 March 25, 2023

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Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

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