A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
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Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit
by LAP2023 June 7, 2023
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Get the Big Man Kinezos mug.A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.
by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012
Get the Man v. Drink mug.The opposite of a yes-man. And just as one-sided and hence bad.
Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.
Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.
Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
“Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.” — C.N. Parkinson
by Evil Machine December 11, 2018
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Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022
Get the Crypt is the man mug.A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.
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