Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012

splitha bitch

A black girl with lips so big it causes her to spit when she talks

"That bitch was slitherin & splitherin all over da place."

"Do you see that bitch when she talks?" "No why?" "She's spitting as she talks she's a splitha bitch"

by shriimpyy September 14, 2012

Bitch Tits

A word defining a man with saggy tits, do to the fact he doesn't work out and likes women around the age of 15.

Wow, look at the bitch tits on that guy.
Tyler really let his bitch tits go.
Papa princes bitch tits go flopping when he runs to first.

by B.Tits Antio November 3, 2012

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.

"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"

by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013

Bitch-driven

Adj.

Describes a state in which a man is controlled by his girlfriend/wife; pussy-whipped.

"Hey Steve, is Joe coming to the strip club with us?"
"Nah man, he's bitch-driven. His girl won't let him come."

by Tom Linx August 26, 2013

punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013