the giant ass eating nigger

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

dick ass mo fo

One who is unpleasant to the social atmosphere. A leader in incompetancy.

That dick ass mo fo just peed on the keg.

by Mickey Crotchrot December 30, 2003

gas or ass

Motorcycle riders know that if you go too slow in a tight turn you will fall off your bike.

If you even think about a U Turn in this parking lot it is going to be gas or ass.

by Bobcat Tommy September 14, 2012

Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 3, 2019

Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort.

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

by Maraki July 30, 2008

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009