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man cake

A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"
"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"
by nowayofdeath October 1, 2011
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Creeper? aw man

Creeper? aw man
So we back in the mine swinging pickaxe from side to side

(Side side to side)
by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022
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Potential Man

Person 1: "Yeah, I think Megumi Fushiguro is my favorite JJK Character."

Person 2: "You mean that fucking fraud 'potential man' who can't do anything besides ritual summon Mahoraga with himself as the materials?"
by CHIALSLSLSLSLS January 21, 2024
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Man

“Man” is one of the 1403 gender classes. It’s the second most popular class and about 42.64% of the human race is classified as a man. Man is one of the two elder-genders with the other being wamen. Man is the gender class with the most physical strength with the highest recorded power level of 1800, but as of now, the meta is leaning towards a more balanced physical strength, with the strongest kit right now being a member of the LGBTQ+ and/or wamen class synergised with the feminist/social justice warriors clan. The reasoning for this is the massive buff in special attack, allowing the user to control its environment and also control other members of the feminist or social justice warriors clan to make the life of the man miserable. They can use attacks like: “rape allegation”, “the victim” (which is also a passive ability) and “ultra rage scream”. While the mans abilities are: “rich” (which is also a passive ability), super punch (not very effective against the wamen class), and charm. The man class can also be infected by the “homo” virus which can turn the man into a LGBTQ+ class human.
- you stupid man.
Men are always so ignorant.
The wage gap benefits men.

- you are a man?!
by A member of the man class November 18, 2018
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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal
Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.
by Jakuh May 26, 2009
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