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Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
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Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
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Get your straight man energy away from me!
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