Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

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Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

On your sheets

On your sheets A place where many things happen, if that's watching pornagraphy or the new sex education on Netflix these sheets have seen and been through some really fucked up shit.

Person 1: dude what's on your sheets

by Yourmamagay February 5, 2020

Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract

"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"

by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022

Your mother gunnar

The worst one of them all.

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞

by yeaaaok May 17, 2018

youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024

g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 22, 2011