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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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HD THE MAN!

A guy who gets it.

A guy THAT just don't like bullshit

A man who has kept his morals or got them back!
A man that has had enough
Wow I can't believe he figured it out
He just will not take that shit at all!!
Yeah he has been about showing good form to all he meets
THAT wasn't it he just could not take it. No more he had had enough didn't he !HD THE MAN!
by H.D. the man! July 14, 2023
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No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout
Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.
by Dbon20 May 20, 2020
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Iran man

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront
Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man
by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024
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Dee Man

An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.
“You see the way he’s smashing those lines and beers? He’s gonna turn into the Dee man soon”
by The Irish G.O.A.T November 23, 2021
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Man

A male who turn to man. He is a man that loves God with all his heart, soul and might, along with nothing else. He treats all people the same because he has no anger. He loves what's right, and he leads people in the right way to go.
Jesse: "President Trump, and I'm sure you would agree, is a perfect example of what a man is. A man even loves his enemies because he has no anger for anyone. Would you agree that President Trump is a real man?"
Steven: "...I'm not sure what you mean by man."
by Botfly October 27, 2019
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China Man

A easier way to call a chinese male. It may also be racist depending on how soft the person is.
Hey china man how is it going.
I do not speak english
by Keilwo April 25, 2023
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