I don’t have a bomb

To not have an explosive weapon at your arsenal

Sir, I will inform you at this moment that I don’t have a bomb

by Gmaxable October 4, 2025

I Just Cracked My Nucks

When you crack your knuckles.

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts

by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 3, 2022

i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Ansel i-phone

Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.

Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.

by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018