Stevie Wonder From Down Under

When you order a vodka and prune juice, because you won’t even see that shit coming

Bob ordered a Stevie Wonder from down under because he was constipated but wanted to party. He never even saw that shit coming last night

by Analcrusader March 7, 2026

eating grapes under the table

good luck for new years

"y'all eating grapes under the table?"

by theycmlonaa December 27, 2024

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

《¤》Overall《¤》underall《¤》Overall《¤》

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😱:《¤》Overall《¤》underall《¤》Overall《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025