Van

A pedophile's car

You see that candy van over there.

by You're_a_whore October 28, 2019

van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall

shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch

When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way

OG foe life😎

by Van peng November 23, 2021

Vans

People who wear these are the most chill people ever. They also skate and are super kind.

I wear Vans that means I am not a virgin.

by nottheweekend August 1, 2022

Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

White van

Preferred transport medium used by the Sri Lankan state (Rajapaksa governments) to forcibly disappear political dissidents

Machan, don't say anything bad about the president, they might white van you too!

Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.

by SL_Bhaiyya May 13, 2021

Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick

She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty

by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011

Van-Chan

Mom
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Mommie
Parent of the group
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Van-Chan

Callum: Van-Chan is best

by The best bisexual August 31, 2021