Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 19, 2023
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Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45
by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 19, 2022
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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
by Manx Meat Matters May 30, 2018
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Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
by gnostic3 August 02, 2020
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Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.
I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.
by July 08, 2024
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Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking February 01, 2025
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Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
by Mad dog watchers November 19, 2023
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