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Dylan

Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night
by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018
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Dylan Ripley

He is the best and has lots of friends if you are his friend keep him as he will be loyal (most gurls Funo him for gingers because they can’t handle his honesty)
by Some sexy unit November 8, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs
Dylan is amazing
by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019
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Dylan

Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022
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DYLAN

if you have this name you are very sexy and probably have a huge peen. Dylan can get any girl he wants without trying, so if you meet a guy named Dylan keep him away from your girl
oh shit dylan is coming hide ur girl
by Korbynkorbster March 16, 2021
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dylan loves bailee myers

Dylan loves bailee myers because shes literaly so fucking epic
by Not dylan dougherty January 3, 2023
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Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'
Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'
by Goodsksks November 1, 2021
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