TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.
I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people
by Ligament October 22, 2017
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Jam Jam 1

A number that you call when you want to know the tempature in memphis
901 526 526 1

try it
by Njohnson May 18, 2009
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1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020
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1 2 oatmeal

Everyone: 1 2 oatmeal, Kirby is a pink guy
by Synthetic_Block June 20, 2018
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1 With A Bullet

Despite claims that the term came from A 21 Jump Street episode, a Fallout Boy song, or the movie High Fidelity, the term comes from the hardcore band Fugazi, who uses it in their song "Nice New Outfit."

"You're number one with a bullet,
That's money well spent,
Your mouth plastered like poster,
Address yourself success. "
You're number 1 with a bullet - Fan 01
That's money well spent - Fan 02
Your mouth plastered like poster - Fan 03
etc. . .
by P.h.D. Sean Cody Davis February 12, 2010
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3-1 lead

When a team is up 3-1 in a series and they blow it.
by Cavsfan_23 November 20, 2016
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Mustang Mach 1

A special edition of the Ford Mustang produced in 4 different body stlyes through the years. Usually marketed as a performance edition with unique engine choices and exterior trim. First available in 1969 with a 428 Cobra Jet motor with either a shaker ram air intake or a fixed hood scoop. This was carried over to 1970 with minor exterior changes. The Mach 1 continued for 1971-1973 on the new Torino based body. With the arrival of the Mustang II came the V6 equipped Mach 1. The final version of the Mach 1 was available in 2003-2004 with a Unique 4.6L DOHC motor based off of a modified, non-supercharged Cobra motor.
That Mustang Mach 1 is a street terror man!!

by Lord Umoja July 11, 2008
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