f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.

Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win

by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Tard

A shortened version of retard. Often used to describe an absolute idiot.

Jeez, look at that tard.

by TheCumBender March 14, 2022

Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022