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Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
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Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
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hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
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The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.
Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
by SoshJam September 30, 2019
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Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.
by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021
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Spider Rotation

Marijuana-passing rotation in which the first user (spider) takes a hit and passes to the next user. The spider then has the marijuana passed back to him before it goes to a third user and so on.
"Hey, pass that shit to him! We aren't going in spider rotation."
by Johnny Jericho December 10, 2008
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Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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