Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Sussy simp

A simp who is showing signs of being a homosexual.

Cooper is a sussy simp.

by sussy simp May 29, 2021

Simp slut

A simp slut is a girl who simps or has to many crushes at one time or simps over someone straight after they break up with their ex

Alizabeth is a simp slut

Yeah I know right

by Radomrandomdude May 27, 2022

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023