pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

Pre-pone

The opposite of post-ponded.

When you do something earlier instead of postponing to a later date.

Example: “I can’t hang out on Friday, can we pre-pone to Thursday instead?”- Shaz

by Pre-poned March 7, 2019

Pre-Peg

The before or past tense of pegging.

“Up for a pre-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

pre-steal

when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.

"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"

"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"

"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"

by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008

pre-broke

it means you are about go to 9-5

pre-broke it means you are about go to 9-5

by ravilka February 27, 2025

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024