Peanut butter falcon

The act of putting your penis in the jar of peanut butter and acting like it is a falcon.
Hey Jenna I pull off a pretty good peanut butter falcon
by fueitbakr April 13, 2024
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Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.
“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”
by Payday420 January 04, 2022
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peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW
person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree
by itsyagirlalyssa March 01, 2018
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 01, 2022
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A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
Listen up! Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!
by MindFuck X October 09, 2023
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