The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
Get the peanut butter shelmmug. When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug. A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
by Healthy alex July 12, 2022
Get the Peanut butter techniquemug. by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021
Get the Peanut butter cowmug. by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug. Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022
Get the maya the peanutmug. When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."
or
"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"
"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
or
"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"
"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
Get the Peanut-Butter Poundermug.