Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.

Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...

by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022

lollipop job

When you have a lollipop in your mouth and a girl picks it up with her vagina and then you pull it out and eat it

Jackie totally gave Joseph a lollipop job last night

by Daddys_stoner_princess April 6, 2017

Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.

'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'

by Beesy83 December 22, 2012