jizz like a racehorse

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

by kam75xx July 11, 2023

young jizz lord

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019

Just Jizz January

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day

"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

prozac jizz philosophy

The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.

I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.

by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 22, 2021

Sour Patch Jizz

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019