Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.
Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.
by 8=======D💦 January 20, 2021
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mack n jizz

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by sexyeshay69420 January 20, 2022
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Sour Patch Jizz

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.
High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 29, 2016
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Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
by Corbusier December 22, 2014
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ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
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guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum
The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.
by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009
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