one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010

slice one in

to have sexual intercourse

See her over there? I'd slice one in.

by lipenaar June 11, 2006

Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.

by Benjamina July 1, 2007

uncoil one

In reference to defecation Uncoil a shit... referring to the way feces wraps around the toilet from the way it was coiled up inside your Colon

I need to go to the Bathroom and Uncoil One

by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008

under-ones

Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.

Her pants were so sheer, you could tell what color her under-ones were.

by PYLB January 15, 2008

Scrape One

When you are out of marijuana and you scrape the resin from your pipe to "recycle".

Scrape One, Burn One

by Houdrummer October 24, 2007

one junk

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.

-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk

by :{) April 5, 2008